A Mangled Lampshade and a Red Die

Continuing with the whole light fixture crush I've been suffering from this past May, I am posting an image of the lamp on the side of Steve's bed.  The shade has been mangled and it is always knocked off the actual lamp. Yet, as bizarre as it is to admit,  I cannot bring myself to get rid of it.  Why? I have NO idea.  Perhaps I'll shame myself into changing the shades by sharing with you the catastrophe on Steve's bedside table.  By the way, my matching lampshade is in *mint* condition.  Just saying.